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A young boy goes to his father and asks," What's the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The father answers, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for one million dollars. Then, go ask your sister if she would sleep with Ashton Kutcher for one million dollars.  Then come back and tell me what you learned.

So, the boy goes to his mother and asks, "Would you sleep with George Clooney for one million dollars?"

The mother replies, "Of course I would!! I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that!" Next, the boy goes to his sister and asks, "Would you sleep with Ashton Kutcher for one million dollars?"

The girl replies, "Oh my gosh! I'd be nuts to pass on that!"

The boy thinks about it and returns to his dad. His father asks him if he'd learned the difference between "potentially and realistically."

The boy replies, "Yes. 'Potentially' we're sitting on two million dollars, but
'realistically' we're living with two hoes."

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Another idea for my home page's text is notifying visitors about the enhancements I put on my site. For example, I want visitors to sign my guestbook or fill out my survey Form E-mailer to answer questions about my site, my business, or my site's topic.

I might not want a large amount of text on my home page if I want to guide visitors toward my other pages. Instead of text, I can add others' buttons to this first page, and I'll be rewarded for people who click on the buttons. For example, if a visitor signs up for a Visa using the NextCard button on my site, I earn at least $20!

Even if I don't put much text on my home page, it's a good idea to include hidden tools that will help me promote my site, so people other than my friends and family actually see it. For example, I could add meta tags, which are hidden codes that allow search engines to find my site. I could also install stats and a counter so I know how many people are visiting. If not many are visiting, submitting my site to search engines will guide more traffic to my site.